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“Don’t know how long I’ll be on this…”

• Age: 20
• Ethnicity:-
• Body Type: -
• Height: -
• Smoke: -

• Interests: -
• Education: -
• Occupation: -
• Sign: -

Looking For:

I’ll fill this out later

About Me:

“New to this thing.”

• Age: 18
• Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
• Body Type: Average
• Height: 5’5″
• Smoke: No

• Interests: Anything, I’m not picky
• Education: High School
• Occupation: Student
• Sign: Scorpio

Looking For:

Hey, I’m Natasha. Ive never really done one of these things before. I think that love is about trust, general human decency and common interest. I’m not looking for anything special, in fact I’d settle sof someone boring and dumb if I knew he had a good heart. I don;t know if it’s so good to set my expectations so low, but I’ve dated a lot of jerks in the past. I guess I’m just looking for a nice guy.

About Me:

Just ask!

“I heart Jordan Crowder”

• Age: 20
• Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
• Body Type: Slim
• Height: 5’6″
• Smoke: Who’s asking?

• Interests: Jordan Crowder
• Education: Some College
• Occupation: Student
• Sign: -

Looking For:

No one! I already found him ;)

About Me:

The wingmen dating service brought me the best J.C. since Jesus Christ. It seriously isn’t a service about finding you dates, it’s about finding soul mates. I don’t really need to create a profile on here because I’ve already found the man of my dreams. I’m currently working on my own Jordan Crowder specific fan page. Jordan, if you’re reading this, I’m making you a fan page and I think your phone is broken.

“I’ve recently acquired an email.”

• Age: 52
• Ethnicity: White
• Body Type: Older
• Height: 5’11″
• Smoke: Not for 15 years

• Interests: Producing Documentaries
• Education: PhD
• Occupation: Producer
• Sign: Leo

Looking For:

Does anyone know anything about viral marketing? I hear it’s all the buzz with the young people. I’d be willing to pay big bucks if anyone could connect me to important social networks. Does anyone know anything about my space? I’m here to build contacts.

About Me:

I produce documentaries. I make a lot of money. Any questions? Please send you hotmails, if you have any, I plan on getting into the internet business soon.

“Looking to make new (girl)friends”

• Age: 24
• Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
• Body Type: Male
• Height: 5’10″
• Smoke: No thanks

• Interests: Ronald Reagan
• Education: Bachelors
• Occupation: Station Manager
• Sign: Pisces

Looking For:

I have the perfect life except that you’re not in it ;) I’m the manager of KYOGN 100.3, the number one radio station in the greater metropolitan area. I also compose R&B in my spare time and my dream is to make it bif as a rap artist. If you would like to hear some of my hits, please send me an IM! I love meeting new people and plus, I can bench over 140 pounds. I would love to meet some new people, but I must say, ladies first! haha. You can also check me out on my E-Harmony (EDIT: eHarmony?) profile if you would like to see some more pics.

About Me:

I’m 24 and already making 18K a year. SWISH!!! I manage the local talk radio station KYOGN 100.3 and I’m very successful. I currently have over five people working directly under me. I’m between girlfriends at the moment but if you play your cards right you could turn this game of solitaire into a game of Uno. I come from a small town but I’ve got an urban spirit in me also. Please give me a message because I’ve got a lot to offer.

“I enjoy sterile environments”

• Age: 25
• Ethnicity: Native American
• Body Type: Slim
• Height: 5’8″
• Smoke: -

• Interests: Art, Marksmanship
• Education: Art, College
• Occupation: Artist
• Sign: None, thank you

Looking For:

I’m the only one that I know with a real job, as an abstract artist. I’m very talented, but I’ve been surrounded by a lot of negative, unwanted energy lately. I’m engaged to the luckiest manned in the world and I love him despite his many many shortcomings. For the record, I’m only signing up because Chris threatened never to flush the toilet if I didn’t That’s the kind of person he is.

About Me:

I already told you.

“Looking to add to my plethora.”

• Age: 24
• Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
• Body Type: Robot
• Height: It varies
• Smoke: gross

• Interests: Radio Hosting
• Education: Bachelors
• Occupation: Radio Hosting
• Sign: what?

Looking For:

My Wallet

About Me:

Hi, my name is Zach and I’m handsome and charming. If you’re interested in going on a date with me get in line. I’m like that show “Deadliest Catch” excepth that I’m not deadly, I’m just a catch. If you recognize me, I used to star in a public access sitcom called P.I. Retarded. Don’t worry, even though I’m famous, I’m just a regular person. I’m a hopeless romantic and I’m looking for true love like in that movie where the princess was a bride. I’m a man of many yet to be discovered talents. If you’re looking for a dream come true, message me.

“Life. Art. Turtles.”

• Age: 23
• Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
• Body Type: Average
• Height: 6′
• Smoke: No

• Interests: Poetry, Web Design
• Education: Some college
• Occupation: Renaissance man
• Sign: what?

Looking For:

People that aren’t crazy.

About Me:

If i could sum up a word that describes me in one sentence it would be “depth, poetry and turtles.” I don’t date too often because it’s hard to find a woman to match the might of my intellect. In lame men’s terms, I’m too smart for most “birds” (as you women call each other). I’m a man of the world and I love to stay home and read. As a great writer of books once wrote, “you can’t forget anything you never learned.” I do poetry reads from time to time and am looking for a down-to-earth girl. The last ones have been a bit too crazy for me.

To view a sample of my poetry click here

“Un hombre hambre.”

• Age: 22
• Ethnicity: Hispanic
• Body Type: Firm
• Height: 5’6″
• Smoke: smokin’ hot. jaja

• Interests: Ladies, Women, Girls
• Education: Some college
• Occupation: Odd Jobs
• Sign: Taurus

Looking For:

I’m peruvian, i was working on the radio station as a janitor, they offer me a job, i accept it because i need more money to send back home for family. im a magnet for the girls for that im should be the face of the dating service. always macking fun of the guysand a very relax personality don’t like to be called MEXICAN because im Peruvian. i show the culture and jessica is my prey. she will be mine.

About Me:

im Gaston.